The Girls At My School who think they love One Direction

Me:	Ohh your in love with them.. really, who's your favorite?
Girl:	I love Lewis!! I totally stopped eating carrots for him, since you know, he hates girls who eat carrots.
Me:	Mhmm.. right. *rolls eyes* Whats your favorite song?
Girl:	well I don't know the name of it and I don't know the words so I cant really tell you..
Me:	Yeaah.. and umm who do you ship the most? Niam or Larry?
Girl:	Whats a Niam? And who is Larry
Me:	... How many members are in the band?
Girl:	8... right?
Me:	Right.. and you say your a fan.
Girl:	I am!! I like listen to them like 24/7 I don't think anyone else could like them as much as me..
Me:	BITCH DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF!! GO DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH!!

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